Alan: Now I’ve got to talk about your name. Benedict Cumberbatch. It’s the kind of thing the police ask you to say when they think you’re drunk.
Benedict: It sounds a bit like a fart in a bath. It’s a tricky one. It’s a tricky one to say first thing on a Monday morning, it really is.
Alan: It must have been a bullies dream at school. Bender-cum… Cum-face…
Benedict: Shall I tell you the best one?
Alan: Go on. It’s got to have bender in it, innit.
Benedict: Bendy-dick Cum-on-my-baps.
