January 2011
17 posts
hannaclemence asked: Would you rather eat a dog whole or only ever ever eat quiche for the rest of your life?

The dog is HAIRY
Jan 25th
To reignite my Tumblricity, how about asking me a... →
Jan 24th
Now then my loyal followers
As some of you may have noticed (although let’s face it, none of you are crazy or unfulfilled enough), it’s been a while since I addressed you at any substantial length (That sounded much less self-important in my head). Ok, apart from the Gervais stuff the other week. Anyway, so yeah, this is due in no small part to not having an actual laptop which can access the actual internet for...
Jan 24th
“In 1940 Russell made what is widely regarded by few as the greatest leap forward...”
– Bertrand Russell’s uncyclopedia page
Jan 21st
“Karl (Pilkington)’s work has been described as ‘the merit of Darwin...”
Jan 21st
For any and all Pilkifans
If you love and, like me, have studied the work of Prof. Karl Pilkington MD, then you must surely check out his uncyclopedia page, helpfully hyperlinked to a word chosen entirely at random within this paragraph. Snatchpatch.
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Radiohead just came on the radio
And I came in my pants. Forgot how much I love this band
Jan 19th
I love Hanna and everything...
…but I am looking forward to having a bed to myself. And a DOUBLE at that. Complete with new laptop and FM11. Might not get the number of hours sleep I need to catch up on but I will be more comfortable. Just to reiterate, I do love her. Oh you are so silly
Jan 19th
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Oooooh
Robin Ince lives in Berko. Hook me up Hanna yeah? You must have some mutual friends or some shit. Maybe Wakers is his BEST friend and she’s not telling me. Either way can I meet him an that please?
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Valentine's Day Presents:
hannaclemence: SORTED.  Excited!! But feeling underprepared…
Jan 19th
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If you enjoyed the article...
He did a little Q&A afterwards, which makes me want to actually meet this man one day. You’ll have to forgive me, I’m catching up on about two months’ worth of his blog
Jan 15th
Just a few extracts then.
On why Jesus was his hero: “I loved Jesus. He was my hero. More than pop stars. More than footballers. More than God. God was by definition omnipotent and perfect. Jesus was a man. He had to work at it. He had temptation but defeated sin. He had integrity and courage. But He was my hero because He was kind. And He was kind to everyone. He didn’t bow to peer pressure or tyranny or...
Jan 15th
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An essay from Gervais on why he's an atheist.
I’d like to post the essay on here, it really is very good, but rather than take up all your dashboards I’ll just post the link here
Jan 15th
I genuinely like Seona Dancing, Gervais' old pop... →
Jan 15th